People on this planet have been shunning the idea of masturbation for literally hundreds of years. Whether it stems from religious beliefs or just pure pleasure-phobia (that’s a word, right?) masturbation has been knocked down as sinful, gross or just plain ‘desperate’. Obviously, these people never tried it. But moving on… In 2004, medical scientists created a male masturbation study in an attempt to show that the more a man jizzed, the more he was putting himself at risk to get cancer. (Already this seems unnatural to me.) But guess what they found?! The exact opposite. You’re going to