My favourite type of toy to use is a tailed butt plug, and when I saw the You2Toys Horny Ponytail I was keen to try it out. I’ve never had a ponytail so I wanted to see how that felt plus the actual butt plug looked interesting.

The packaging for the Horny Pony Tail Plug is somewhat basic with some pictures of the toy and information relating to the size of the toy. Inside the box all you get is the toy itself, there is not lube or extras not that you need anything else since it’s not a battery-powered/rechargeable toy, and it’s a lower cost too. Out of the box, the plug feels quite nice as does the tail.

The plug is made out of silicone with a total length of 12.5cm but an insertable depth of 11cm and it is 2-4cm in diameter. There is a ridged line running round the toy which should provide some pleasure compared to if the plug was smooth.The tail is made out of polyester and has a length of approx. 50cm which is a decent length, an actual pony is long so you’d expect this to have a longer tail than some other toys like this.

The Horny Pony Tail Plug isn’t big but it’s by no means small, and I feel like the size would make more suitable for an intermediate user than a beginner, someone who’s maybe used to smaller toys and want to move up to slightly bigger, without going too big.

When it came to first use, as always I spent time relaxing, and I used one of my small plugs to get myself comfortable for using the Horny Pony.

I lubed the toy up and myself before I slid it in me whereby I felt the ridged line that runs around the toy as I eased it further in.

This ridge added a little bit more to the pleasure compared to if the plug has been smooth, and I felt like sliding the toy in and out of you would give pleasure via the ridge a little better although on my first use I just kept the toy in me.

Being a slightly bigger toy meant I couldn’t just get it in as easy as my previous butt toys which were smaller but having used one of these smaller toys before the Horny Pony and with a little patience it did slide in well.

While I found the tail to feel nice out the box and to look good as I had the plug in me, I did find it wasn’t as nice as other tails but then that might be because it’s a ponytail and the material used to make it as such just won’t feel as nice. Also by the end of my session, I felt that I’d need to brush the tail to get it untangled and keeping it looking nice.

The two points above about the tail are less negative but more observations.

I did find the tail looked nice in use and allowed me to get the same visual stimulation I have done with other tails.

With some tails, I found it was hard to avoid getting lube on them, and although I was still cautious not to over lube (But still lube enough as I do for all butt fun) I found the Horny Pony to be slightly easier to keep lube off of. The fact that the base is a decent size and that the tail comes out the centre of the plug means it’s easier to stop lube from getting on the tail and causing any issues although it’s not perfect and you just have to be careful with it.

I then used the toy a second time and as mentioned above, I slid the toy in and out of me which was indeed pleasurable due to the ridge. As the ridge goes around the toy but is a line it means you don’t feel it as much as if it was all over the plug.

With plenty of lube, I was able to slide the toy nicely up and down to get pleasure and the size meant it certainly hit the right spots for me. For most but plugs, I like to use the term filling and this is filling due to its size as I feel it in me more so than the smaller plugs I own and similar in feel to the bigger ones

Again the tail looked nice coming out of me and If I was in the right mood it would make for some awesome pictures.

Cleaning was simple, I ran the toy under some warm water using a suitable sex-toy specific cleaner, I also put the tail in the water so I could brush it and dry it to try and look nice since it had got a little messy with use.

3-4 more uses of the Horny Pony were had and again the ridge portion provided some nice pleasure, and I love the look of the tail if it still feels not quite as nice as other tails I own.

The pleasure from the plug is nice as mentioned but like most tails, I never felt it did all that much, and for me, the visual pleasure it what makes a tail so good to which I have to admit is true with this although personally, I didn’t enjoy the pony aspect quite as much as I’d hoped although this is 100% personal preference and in no way a negative on the toy.

So, how do I sum the You2Toys Horny Pony Tail Plug?

It’s a decent size toy without being too big, the plug feels nice in the hand as does the tail. The ridged line on the toy does add pleasure and I had some reasonable visual stimulation from the tail even if it ended being not my favourite tail. The tail does need brushed and can look messy after use which isn’t a negative but something I observed.

I make no secret of my love of masturbation. While it goes without saying that I enjoy sex, some of my most beautiful sexual experiences have been with myself. Exploring my body, finding new ways to titillate and tease it, to bring new forms of pleasure, is a lifelong quest. Unless playing an exquisite tease and denial game, of which I am a huge fan, it’s rare that I don’t masturbate at least once a day. I don’t always orgasm when I masturbate. Sometimes I hold off, wanting to leave myself in that delightful horny stupor for a time.

Perhaps my own fondness for self-pleasure is why I have grown so fond of watching others please themselves. I have amassed quite the collection of masturbation, tease and solo videos over the years, and maintain subscriptions to websites such as The Life Erotic and MetArt-X for their gorgeously photographed masturbation scenes.

I’m not naïve enough to believe that every orgasm captured in such videos is real—it’s a production, after all. Nonetheless, the soft moans, the sight of hands gripping breasts and rubbing clits, and the quivering of legs stirs something in me. Sure, it is sometimes an illusion; all part of an act. But that act is genuinely incredible.

Unsurprisingly, my love of watching masturbation extends to the real-world—to Jane. I love to watch her. She’s often nervous at first, and I understand that. Masturbation differs from sex in that it’s personal, and like anything deeply personal, there is a sense of exposure. That exposure can leave us feeling uncomfortable, even vulnerable, as we put ourselves on display for another person.

I experience it myself. Jane likes me to perform for her. She wants me to be her ‘porn’ while she masturbates. I feel embarrassed when she asks me to talk dirty to her or to perform a striptease while she warms herself up. Slowly, though, as the nerves dissipate and Jane starts to lose herself, I can forget myself too. Circling a nipple with my finger, or shaking my hips starts to feel natural. My dirty talk becomes less forced. Wiggling my ass and rocking my hips becomes a reflex. The more she reacts, the higher my confidence. Things that seemed silly a few moments ago become very fucking sexy.

As I do my best to tease her with my clumsy dancing and stripping, Jane starts undressing. If she’s wearing a blouse, often she’ll leave it on but open at the top, as she knows how much I adore the sight of her perfect breasts framed by cotton or silk. Sometimes she might leave her panties on as well, to further tease me, knowing how much I yearn to see her slit when it’s fully aroused. It’s like a different form of tease and denial play.

My own body reacts to the growing arousal in hers. My heart rate quickens and my cunt tingles as Janes’s eyes drift shut for a time, how her thighs tighten and loosen and the way in which her hips start grinding up and down on the bed. Her large tits ripple, a bead of sweat rolls down her head, her lips part as those sweet moans unconsciously slip from her mouth.

Sometimes she’ll ask me to touch her in some way. Janelikes to have her toes sucked and licked, and she wants to maintain eye contact with me while I do it. Those beautiful eyes staring back at me, while her hand picks up pace makes me so wet. She wiggles her toes in my mouth as I circle my tongue around them. She might slip a finger of her own into her mouth before inviting me to suck her spit from it. I adore the sensations of her fingers in my mouth and the way she gently teases my tongue with her fingertip.

Other times, she’ll have me drape an arm over her and rest my head on her chest, flicking my tongue over one of her nipples while she continues to finger her slit. She’ll whisper into my ear all the dirty thoughts she’s having causing me to grind my body against hers. As her breath quickens, I can feel her soft breasts pushing and pulling from my cheek, and in summer months becoming sticky from the sweat.

When she comes, I always want to look at Jane’s beautiful face. Her head tilting back into the pillow, her eyelids clamping shut and shoulders tensing up, the ecstatic, uncontrollable moans that match the waves of pleasure, leaving her body spasming. That final, forceful exhale as her orgasm finishes and her eyes open wide, still lingering in a post-orgasmic haze. She’ll look at me, smiling, sometimes laughing as her body lies gently wriggling on the bed.

Breathless with her face flushed, Jane is even sexier in those minutes following orgasm, and I feel so much closer and more intimate with her when she shares those extremely personal moments with me.

The man, the myth, the legend

You know Benjamin Franklin as a Founding Father, prolific author, creative genius, and even a foreign diplomat. His work has solidified himself as a legend in American history, and we owe a lot to his work.

But what you may not have known about Benjamin Franklin was that he was an infamous sex fiend. Even during his lifetime, he had a notorious reputation as a lover of women (mainly prostitutes).

Franklin’s thirst for sex started early as a teenager. In 1720, at 14 years old, he became fascinated by Boston’s sex workers, referred to then as “doxies” and “ramblers.”

Then, at 17 when he moved to Philadelphia and opened his printing business, he began courting Deborah Read, who was two years younger than Franklin.

They would marry in 1730, but not until he first went to London, where he slept around as much as he liked.

Even as a married man, Franklin continued to sleep with prostitutes and didn’t seem to mind that he had a reputation as a womanizer.

Franklin’s sex life was the subject of hot gossip not just among American aristocrats, but across the pond in Britain and France as well. History continues to remember him as an esteemed figure in US history, despite his antics.

When Benjamin Franklin died in 1790, he left behind plenty of juicy stories which are often brushed aside in favor of those showcasing his role in the country’s early history. [i]

So let’s forget about what you’ve heard about the man and get to know him a little bit better. Put on your powdered wigs and let’s dive deep into the nether regions of history, starting with Benjamin Franklin.

1. Some of Franklin’s letters were too obscene to publish.

Yes, that’s right. When a collection of Franklin’s letters were sent out for publication in the 19th century, several of them were deemed too lewd for obscenity laws.

One of these letters, “Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress” (dated June 25, 1745), is an entertaining read and it’s hard to tell if Franklin is serious or not. Whatever the case, this letter is unabashedly explicit. [ii]

In his letter to a young man, Franklin explains that there is no cure for sexual urges, and the best thing to do is to marry. But Franklin seems doubtful his young mentee will take this advice.

He gives seven reasons why the young man should choose an older mistress over a younger one. Franklin explains that older women are better at conversation, have a smaller chance of unwanted pregnancy, and are less likely to tell anyone about the affair.

Not only that, but Franklin goes on to say that sex with older women is equal, if not better, than sex with a younger woman because they are more experienced.

He tells the young man that “what is below the girdle” is indistinguishable between older and younger women and use a basket to cover the older woman’s body if it bothers him. [iii]

Besides writing about picking mistresses, Franklin was a prolific writer about other subjects as well. His letter to the Royal Academy dubbed “Fart Proudly” discusses his love of farting and even comes up with ways to remedy stinky gas.

2. Franklin tried to seduce his friend’s mistress.

They say all’s fair in love and war, but that doesn’t stop someone from being an asshole. In 1724, when Franklin was still a young man, he and his friend James Ralph visited London. It didn’t take long for Franklin to come onto his friend’s mistress, and an infuriated Ralph cut ties with the future Founding Father (and refused to pay Franklin the 27 pounds he still owed). [iv]

3. He was actually a terrible husband.

At no surprise to anyone, Benjamin Franklin was a terrible husband to his poor wife, Deborah.

Their marriage was rumored to be one of convenience for Franklin. He didn’t appear to have any attraction towards her.

At one point, he compared her body to a beer mug. Not only that, but Franklin supposedly had 15 children out of wedlock, one of whom Deborah raised as her own. [v]

Franklin did little to hide his cheating ways. The two remained married for 44 years, of which 18 they lived apart. When Deborah suffered a stroke when Franklin was overseas, he neglected to return to Philadelphia. Deborah died in 1774, alone. [vi]

4. French women loved Franklin, and that might be why America won the War.

These two things are connected, believe it or not. Benjamin Franklin may have been as appealing as a bowl of plain oatmeal, but even as an aging senior he managed to pull some serious French pussy. In fact, his popularity among French noblewomen was one reason why he stayed overseas for so long.

As a guest in the court of Louis XVI, Franklin tried time and again to convince the king to send troops to help the Americans win the Revolutionary War. However, his efforts were not successful–that is until he enlisted the help of several high-ranking ladies.

Franklin managed to persuade the women to get their husbands to talk to the king about sending troops to help Washington. The king listened, and Franklin’s idea worked. Without the benefit of French soldiers to aid in the war against Britain, America would have lost the battle, and things would be much different than they are today. Who says you can’t work and play at the same time? [vii]

5. The older he got, the younger he liked his women.

While Franklin’s affinity for older women was no secret, he couldn’t say no to younger ones.

This was especially true as he aged. At 48, he tried and failed to seduce 23-year-old Catherine Ray. That didn’t stop him from making multiple attempts to have a relationship with her as they continued to write one another, though.

In 1767,  Franklin was in his early sixties. His friend Charles Wilson walked in on him kissing and fondling a young girl on his lap. Franklin’s thirst for young women was so well-known that a short poem about it emerged:

“Franklin, tho’ plagued with fumbling age / Needs nothing to excite him / But is too ready to engage / When younger arms invite him.” [viii]

History isn’t the only thing Ben Franklin went down on.

So there you have it: five facts about one of America’s filthiest Founding Fathers. Although, he may have some competition with some of his other colleagues. But that is for another story.

Mia Malkova is every man’s dream.

Tall, tight, and totally DTF, she has built a name for herself as one of the top porn stars out there.

As flexible as she is sexy, Mia can literally bend over backward for you. Her amazing ability to twist, stretch, and bend allows her to gyrate and fuck in any position her or her partner wants.

Who hasn’t watched one of Mia’s porn videos and envied her partners as she pleasures them and herself?

There’s something magical about this woman, and it isn’t only her flexibility.

She isn’t just a one trick pony. Her sexual prowess on set and magnetic personality have earned her all the awards and credit she deserves.

Mia Malkova’s sex appeal can make any cock hard or any pussy wet. Performing with some of the biggest names in the industry is just one of her many accomplishments.

Despite being a powerhouse in the porn industry, her gorgeous smile and charm make her seem likable and not just any old porn star.

Mia Malkova was born June 1, 1992, in Palm Springs, California.

She got her start in 2012 when a friend from school and fellow porn star introduced her to the industry.

She chose her stage name because she thought Mia Malkova sounded European and exotic, which contrasted with her self-described girl next door demeanor.

It wasn’t long before she began earning awards, starting with Twisty’s Treat of the Month in 2012.

The main attraction to Mia is her wholesome demeanor. She has no tattoos and has an adorable face that brings a breath of fresh air to her videos.

Additionally, her unprecedented flexibility helped lift her to stardom, adding a new twist to her already hot scenes.

Starring in films and movies from over 11 notable companies like Mile High, Brazzers, and Naughty America, Mia has grown from a talented starlet to a well-respected actress.

Mia claims to have always had a perverted sense of humor, even as a child. She enjoys the feeling of being naked and the intimacy that sex brings.

In her down time, she enjoys playing video games and reading romance novels.

Mia Malkova’s porn career continues to thrive.

She pumps out video after video, each one sexier than the last. From filming herself solo to threesomes, she always keeps it hot.

Here’s a short list of some of her most recent clips. Can you make it through without stopping?

Watch Bad Bachelorette

When a group of best friends gets together to celebrate a bachelorette party, Mia gets the chance for one last sizzling fuck before tying the knot.

Watch Christmas Treat from Mia Malkova

Who could have been naughtier this year than Mia? Get in the festive spirit all year-round with this sexy video.

Mia gets dirty in this video. She fucks like a pro and makes you wish you could be her guy.

Here are a few of Mia Malkova’s best performances….

…the ones that got her awards and rated the highest on multiple websites.

IMBD – The Preacher’s Daughter – 2016

This full-length, sultry adult film tells the story of daddy’s little girl who falls hard for the town’s bad boy. With a 2016 XBIZ Award for Best Actress and 86% positive reviews from Google users, this movie is worth watching.

Clear My Schedule for Kenna

With a 98% rating on Twistys, this video is a hot girl-on-girl sequence, perhaps one of her best free videos to date.

Mia Malkova, Debuts for Private Fucking on a Plane

Holding a rating of 92% on Pornhub (which is pretty high for that website), Mia’s airplane antics is what you’ve been missing.

Mia Malkova, American Dream

While we may never be lucky enough to have a chance to have sex with the real-life Mia, we do have a beautiful sex doll that will do the trick.

Our Mia is just as flexible as her human counterpart.

She can twist and bend to any position you desire, making sure every encounter is as hot as the last.

She’s a real daddy’s girl but can be a total tease.

Mia knows you want her and will hold out as long as possible. The crazier you get waiting for her, the wetter she gets.

Her sexual powers help her feel like she’s in control, and that turns her on.

She’ll make you drool watching her finger herself. She’ll flash that smile of hers and that’s how you know you have her attention.

Mia Malkova, porn star, and Mia, the sex doll for sale can both drive you wild.

But you love that, or else you wouldn’t be looking in the first place.

There’s something to be said about having sex with a doll that gives you the best of both worlds.

She has a cute as hell face with bedroom eyes.

Check her out with her friend Aisling.

This sultry red head is the perfect companion for a blonde beauty like Mia.

You’ll never have a dull moment with these two dolls.

Make sure you look for their stories.