How To Give Him The Most Amazing Blowjobs

A great blow job is a deep blow job.

There is simply no way around it.

Anyone can do it! You just need to practice. Ask your boyfriend to lend you his cock for practice time. He’ll be happy to and will likely fall in love with you.

Now, let’s be straight about this!

If you master blow jobs, you can get a man to do anything for you.

And I mean ANYTHING!

 

Relationships, whether we want to admit it or not, are all about an exchange of services. You do THIS for me, I do THAT for you.

JUST REMEMBER

Men are the most simple creatures to take care of. They need:

SEX, FOOD and ROCK’N ROLL

SEX
FOOD
TO BE HAPPY AT WORK
And some TV time

Back in time, when coming back from a hunt to the cave, they used to watch the fire, now they watch TV.

And during TV time, all they think about is BLOWJOB.

Remember the recipe above.

Let’s look at each part of a man’s brain for a minute.

Looks complicated?

 

It’s really not!

To keep him happy, it all boils down to:

COOKING: If your man loves to cook, you don’t have to cook, you can just focus on sex. Blow him while he cooks (unless he pushes you away, got to respect the chef at work.)

HAPPY AT WORK: You don’t have to do much here besides making sure your man is exploring his full potential. A happy man at work is a man that will make you money!!! Keep an eye on his happiness.

SEX: When you look at your man, you can be sure he only has three of these things on his mind.

He is either:

1. hungry!
2. Horny
3. or thinking about work.

These are also true when he watches TV.

Now, if your man is not happy at work, he will think about his hobbies. Hobbies will take more parts of his neurological connections if he doesn’t like his job.

If he doesn’t like his job, you will need to do more blow jobs!
GOT IT?

Your job then becomes:

To push him toward making money with his hobbies. IF POSSIBLE of Course!

BUT WE’RE A BIT OFF TOPIC HERE.

Now, if you think that keeping a man happy sounds like too much BLOW JOBS work, think about how complicated it is for him to keep YOU happy.

WOMEN ARE A LOT MORE COMPLICATED TO MAINTAIN!

When it comes to keeping a woman happy, we’re talking vacuuming (always porn for women), shopping, making plans for the future, keeping their emotional brain always entertained (boredom is ENNEMI#1)…

The list goes on and on and on… And there is not really any recipe for it.

But we’ll try laying one out soon, no worries guys! I GOT YOU!

Anyways, let’s dive now into the mind-blowing world of blow jobs!

To frame the conversation here a bit, let me tell you!

There are 5 kinds of blow jobs!

1. Morning blow job!

2. Cooking blow job!

3. Good night sleep blow job!

4. TV blow job!

5. Random Anywhere blow job!

6. And finally, sleeping blow job! Means you sleep with his cock in your mouth. If you’ve never done that one, try it.

Now, among all the potential fun, we need to remind you of some THINGS…

Blow Job Tip #1

Safe Oral Sex is the Best Oral Sex

Sexually transmitted infections (STIs) passed through oral sex are real, so it’s essential to be mindful of your health as well as your partners’.

Those who have an STI don’t always show symptoms of an infection, so even if the penis presented appears healthy, an infection can spread through contact with skin or bodily fluids.

You can still have fun even if you or your partner has an STI. Try using flavored condoms: it’s a tasty treat for you, and you’re lowering your chance of infection!

Now let’s ask ourselves some deep questions!!!

What about the foreskin?

What about it? You don’t need to do a whole lot different if your partner is uncircumcised.

If you’re warming up with by using your hands, let the foreskin move with your hand. When you’re ready, carefully pull down the foreskin to show the head.

And that’s it! It’s that simple.

To gag or not to gag?

Gagging or gag reflex is actually a common kink for a lot of people–or at the very least, a big turn on.

But an A+ BJ doesn’t mean you have to sound like you’re retching the entire time.

This blow job tip is a game-changer:

The next time you’re visiting downtown with your partner put the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth. It blocks your throat (while still letting you breathe), so you can both have a good time.

While we’re talking about gagging, let’s mention deep throating.

We’ve all heard talk about how hot and awesome it is to be deep throated. But if it’s something you’re not into, you don’t have to do it.

uhhh! Actually, yes you do!!! I was just joking here. That’s BJ requirement. A good head is a deep head.

TIP: Giving amazing head doesn’t mean going all the way. But you can make it feel pretty close. Shifting it toward the roof of your mouth will feel like it’s hitting the back of your throat…but, it’s not.

Trust us; he won’t be able to tell the difference!

Enjoy the sound of silence

You know that porn can be a poor representation of how things really go down in the bedroom. Even so, it’s tough to shake the thought that you’re not doing it right if your partner is quiet.

Short of biting his dick, it’s impossible to mess up a blow job. But if you’re concerned, pay attention to nonverbal signals that indicate pleasure.

Maybe he’s breathing harder and faster, or thrusting as you go. Those are two great signs that he’s into it.

What if I get tired?

Good job, champ! You’ve earned a break.

If your mouth gets tired or you just want to rest but don’t want to stop completely, just switch to using your hands!

For some people, swallowing is a huge turn-on, but if you’re not comfortable with it, you don’t have to do it. It’s like sex positions, everyone has their favorite ones. Find the one that works for you. One that stimulates the right erogenous zones and feels amazing.Do I spit or swallow?

The best thing to do in this regard is simply to talk to your partner before engaging in oral sex. You can always agree on another place for him to ejaculate, like your lips, chin, chest, or even a tissue.

Where the semen goes is your call.

Blow Job Tip #2

Here are some quick blow job tips to keep in mind as you perfect your craft:

Take it slow

Generally speaking, the person giving the head is the one responsible for setting the pace, the same goes for hand jobs. If you go too fast, it might come off like you just want to get the job done.

Take it slow, to begin with, using soft touches and pressure, and gradually speed things up. If it seems like you’re partner’s into it, keep doing what you’re doing.

Assume the position

Maybe one of the most important blow job tips is making sure you’re both comfortable before proceeding.

 

Find a position where you don’t fidget the whole time. If your knees get sore easily, try laying on top of your partner in bed or use a pillow when kneeling on the floor.

If your partner likes dominance, situate yourself so he can look down on you. Or, if he’s submissive, find something that puts you above him.

Whatever pose you choose, you also want to keep the natural curve of his penis in mind so you can lean in that direction. It will make your experience much more comfortable.

Read body language

We said it before and we’ll say it again: look for those nonverbal cues. As you’re down there, pay attention to your partner’s body language to get a feel for what’s happening or when they might climax.

Go ahead and tease

A little bit of teasing is good for everyone, especially when it comes to sex. This blow job tip might be as old as time, but it’s sure to give your partner one of the best orgasms of their life.

Edging is bringing your partner to the very tip of the climax iceberg but suddenly yanking them back by switching gears.

Do this a couple of times, and they’ll be begging you to let them cum. By the time you do, it will feel way more intense than if you didn’t tease them.

This takes some practice and communication between you and your partner. Tune in to his body language and other cues, so you know when to stop. Trust us, you both will love this!

Locking eyes with your partner during oral sex is super hot on multiple levels for several reasons. Make eye contact

Not only does it make you look super confident (which is sexy AF), it also makes things more intimate.

If you want to make a big impression, make eye contact frequently or even the whole time.

Be vocal

Your partner probably relies on different sounds you make during sex to indicate your enthusiasm, and giving head is no exception (even if you’re giving it).

Here’s a blow job tip you may not have thought about: When you moan, groan, and even gag, your mouth’s vibrations will add a little extra something your partner will love.

Go exploring

There’s more to the penis than just the shaft, so why not see the sights and do some exploring?

The head of a penis contains about 4,000 nerve endings alone, so that’s always a great place to start. There are many other pleasure points all over the groin area, so have some fun with it.

Try kissing the inner thighs, frenulum, or scrotum. Or, for extra spice, ask your partner if they’re comfortable with you giving their perineum and anus some attention.

Get handsy

Using your hands can give oral sex an extra dimension of pleasure to your partner while helping you control how deep you go. It’s also an excellent way to incorporate a little body worship, too.

Mix it up

Going the same pace, using the same motions, and keeping the same pressure for the entirety of the blow job can get boring or even cause chafing and soreness.

If your partner insists that you do the same things, then don’t worry about it. But it’s always a pleasant surprise to feel something unexpected after a while.

Switch licking between different spots, such as the shaft and the head. And don’t be afraid to use your hands every once in a while!

Cum Meet Leo

The number of blow job tips online is humankind’s greatest contribution to the Internet. These are just a few of the basics to get you started.

Of course, the only way to get better is to practice. And there are plenty of ways to do so without a partner.

Cucumbers, bananas, and dildos are one way to hone your BJ skills. But a lifelike male sex doll like Leo offers a more realistic experience. We also have female counterparts that can be good as gifts, like Stephanie, the real love sex doll and Melany, a cute doll sex doll. They such very well too.

We’re sure you can imagine what some of them are!